I asked Michael about all that
cryptic bullshit he was saying in his post. He wouldn’t tell me anything. How
much of a douche do you have to be to talk about some big secret ON THE INTERNET
and then not tell more about it? That’s like waving a big tantalizing steak in
front of a starving dog and then snatching it away and laughing at the poor
creature.
You, sir, are a dick.
But damn I am so curious! This is
going to bother me for DAYS.