Monday, December 3, 2012

Fuck You, Mr. Mysterious


I asked Michael about all that cryptic bullshit he was saying in his post. He wouldn’t tell me anything. How much of a douche do you have to be to talk about some big secret ON THE INTERNET and then not tell more about it? That’s like waving a big tantalizing steak in front of a starving dog and then snatching it away and laughing at the poor creature.

You, sir, are a dick.

But damn I am so curious! This is going to bother me for DAYS.